his is a perfectly average quality band tee—just good enough to survive a few swamp gigs, one decent mosh pit, and possibly a breakup. Crafted from a mysterious blend of cotton, sweat, and pure blues spirit, it might shrink, stretch, or develop character over time (we call that "vintage charm").
Warning: Not suitable for pregnant babies, time travelers, or folks who think harmonicas are lame.
May cause spontaneous foot stomping, beer spilling, and an uncontrollable urge to grow sideburns.
Basically, if you’ve ever wept into a whiskey glass or yelled "play the damn harp!" at 2AM… this shirt is for you.