Custom Vinyl Recording – "Happy Fuckin’ Whatever" Edition
For the blues fan in your life—or the one who walked out of it.
Whether it's for a die-hard music lover, a broken-hearted mate, a passive-aggressive gift, or your least favorite human in a trench coat, we’ve got your back with a one-of-a-kind blues recording straight from the swamp-slicked soul of Daddy Long Legs and the Swamp Donkeys.
We'll lay down a custom version of “Happy Fuckin' Whatever” just for your chosen target—complete with personal digs, passive jabs, inside jokes, and a few gloriously inappropriate harmonica whistles thrown in for good measure. Name names. Spill guts. Burn bridges. Or just say “cheers, you beautiful bastard” in blues form.
And because we’re not half-assin’ anything—
We'll cut it onto real-deal vinyl, with its own one-off label design, just for them (or you). Think heartbreak with groove. Think revenge with slide guitar.
 
🔥 Includes:
A personalized recording of “Happy Fuckin’ Whatever”
Optional insults, dedications, or emotional damage
Custom label + pressed on vinyl
Packaged in its own swamp-blues sleeve of glory
Friend or foe—give 'em the blues they deserve.
Orders limited. Dignity not included.